Swine Flu Homemade Mask
Posted on Nov 5th, 2009
by
mimi
In case we run out of masks during the flu H1N1 season
Thanks to my dear friend, Roma, for sending this to me this morning and giving me a laugh to last all day.
Here is a ‘homemade' mask you can make yourself
It is even compatible with the wearing of glasses
One thing though ---
Make sure your mask as been washed and clean!!!Thanks to my dear friend, Roma, for sending this to me this morning and giving me a laugh to last all day.

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OMG… that is the funniest thing I've seen lately. I almost wet my pants. Thanks for the great laugh.
Hugs!
-Susan
Hey Susan, I am so glad you thought it was funny too.
I know Swine Flu ;>(( is a serious subject….
Mimi, thank you for a good belly laugh.
Mimi,
So everyone is looking at you NUTS, with this “homemade” mask …huh?
It really is not that serious it’s called washing your hands and taking in vitamins and fruits and veggies to strengthen up your immune system to prevent from getting sick, and that needs to be done whether there is a flu virus H1N1 or not on this earth.
Mimi clearly you're doing this for attention and that's fine; we all have to get our fix or another, why not ride on the new fashion accessory, swine flu masks.
The serious problem is the fact that it needs to be announced that in order to prevent the flu from spreading people need to cover their mouths when they sneeze or cough.
I thought that lesson was covered in pre-school, silly me.
Hi Mimi. I had to keep the guffaws to a low roar because I made the mistake of seeing this on my break! I think I'm going to start a new fashion statement :)
Lou! Have you not been to pre-school lately? OMG I am walking through a petri dish of disease at work every day 'cause these darn cute lil 3,4,and 5 year olds are wiping snot on my shoulder and sneezing directly in my face :) And I'm not even the teacher!
The lesson tends to come AFTER the sneeze – “go get a tissue and wipe your nose, then put it in the trash and wash your hands.” Remember to sneeze into your sleeve (I'm demonstrating here) – we'll practice that when you get done wiping and washing.” LOL
I'd love to go by a pack of Fruit of the Loom undies for each of my darlings until they get the lesson. They'd have the time of their life!!! The parents would think I'd lost my mind, though, so I'll just try not to laugh too hard the next time snot goes flying 'cause I'm gonna remember this picture!
Hey Judi,
I know what you mean. I have grandkids ages 3 an 5. Kids love to run up to you and rub their nose into your knees or shoulders. That sneezing into an elbow is a great improvement, and the schools re-enforce that rule.
I don't know who the model is for the photo, but he is a riot and got the pose Just Right. Hey! , maybe we should all buy Fruit of the Loom stock.
Mimi, love this! I am stocking up on them right now :)
I just learned about sneezing and coughing into one's sleeve. My mom teaches preschool and shared this with me. And this method is up at all the doctors' offices. I am one who used to go into work ill. I realize (I did practice good hygiene) how I was sharing my cold with others and, now with my own lung issues, I hope all those sick stay home as I no longer want to share this, thank you very much.
Lou, you are correct, the doctors did give those methods to help avoid getting cold/flu. We also can get plenty of rest, destress, exercise - all things we could be doing anyway :)
And they weren't kidding when they said “laughter is the best medicine.” I have heard of people overcoming stage four cancer by changing their diets, forgoing unhappy stuff, and adding large doses of laugher!
So, lets get our our guffaws on :-D
my Robert loved this, promised to send it to all his friends :) many thanks and big hugs!
I had to come back and update my comment – it turns out the teachers are starting to tell the kids to sneeze or cough by pulling the front of their shirts up over their noses :) Apparently, the lil darlin's have such poor elbow nose coordination that they just sneeze and cough right past their lil elbows LOL :)
Better to have all that snot INSIDE their shirts than outside {{{{gigl}}}}
Just hope Fruit-of-the-Loom doesn't get a hold of this picture!
On Monday, Clorox Company which sells bleach and disenfectants, announced a 23% increase in profits, this year alone.
Dubious claims for H1N1 are rife online.
”Healing gels that create a barrier between you and the potential deadly virus now spreading across the globe” said one ad online.
Or “ 'ionic silver' that kills every known pathogen, germ, bacteria, virus or fungus within six minutes” said another.
Go on Mimi, wear the Swine Flu “homemade” mask, if it puts a smile on your face, but stay away from ”healing gels” and ”ionic silver.”
Fake products present a real danger. Not the H1N1 virus.
False products may give a false sense of protection.
Hey Lou,
thanks for adding your 2 cents. I use home remedies like good hand washing, Polish Penicillin (Garlic), honey, lemons, ginger. I hardly ever use pharmaceuticals much to my doctor's distress. I stay out of crowds. Of course there are the charlatans out there who will try to make a buck off everyones' fear. That has probably always existed.
PS –I am not a big fan of Clorox either–I hate the smell and taste of chlorine in tap water ;>((
whew I thought I might just go into cardiac arrest ( she says as she gives herself one last chest thump) having laughed harder than I have all week,did you know laughter is incredible for the immune system?
I should be ok for a couple of years,got my shot just in case though, all you anti vaccineers bite me…..gently please
Some crotchety old fart thought that one up, eh?
…come to think about it, don't some folks sell their soiled undies online? I see a possible product combo here! Oh, there's money to be made!
Hey BB, I know the feeling, I too laughed so hard, and continue to do so each time I see the picture. The guy's eyes are perfect for the topic.
Oh, martha, —-you baaaad girl! Yes, I remember a law and Order episode where a group of senior citizen ladies had a mail order business selling women's used bikini undies. Evidently, it was based on a true story.
Tidy whites? naaaaah…..;>)
Wives doing laundry see them all the time ;>) No sale ;>#